Doritos and Cottage Cheese (Ladies, help me out!)

 

 

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“Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.” 

~ Ephesians 5:22-23

Before you say it, “Janelle, are you off your rocker?!” Let me tell ya a little story..

My husband just asked me, “So, Hon…why haven’t you had me guest post on Comfy in the Kitchen?” 

I bit my lip and made a face like I just ate a sour lemon.

Geoff does not cook. I repeat. Geoff does not cook. 

Submissive wife…submissive wife. 

So, I asked nicely with a smile, “What recipe would you like to share, My Love?” 

He answered quickly, as if I should know better, “Cottage Cheese and Doritos of course!” They are going to love this recipe- you wait. It’s going to be the best one yet. 

Seriously

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Here he is explaining how he takes Doritos and puts them into a bowl and crushes them with another bowl. Clever. hehe. 

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Beautiful, lol. 

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Next comes the cottage cheese…

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And mix well…

Ohhhh, dear ….I am sitting here shaking my head, laughing.

Ladies, tell me I am not the only one with a husband who has a strange concoction that he thinks is awesome??? HELP!!!!!!!!!! 

  

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  1. Not really, although he does put a ton of potato chips ON his deli-meat sandwiches *yuckface*

  2. Um, i’ll have to pass on this recipe, lol! Do your kids like the cottage cheese/ dorito mix too :)) ?

  3. Hi ladies…chef husband Geoff here….Ive been eating CC&D as I like to call them, since I was in elementary school…

    All I can say here is…dont knock it till you try it

    CC&D is soooooooooo good! Ive been trying to get Janelle to try it for 12 years….she probably realizes its addictive power!

    And by the way, all three kids fight over it! :)

  4. Yes! Garlic Cheese and Mustard Crackers… not as fancy as it sounds. This was a poor man’s snack and he LOVES it! First, you take about a dozen plain saltine crackers and place them on a paper plate, then squeeze some yellow mustard in a circle (the circle is important, not a dot, not a line a circle) chop up some fresh garlic (lots of garlic) and put it inside the mustard circle (see the importance of the circle now?), then unwrap 4 “processed american cheese food slices” carefully fold them into four pieces and lay them on top of the crackers. Now melt in the microwave for 25 seconds. Enjoy :)

  5. I’m sorry, I can’t get past the picture of it! I like Doritos, I like cottage cheese, I like the idea of not having Dorito cheese all over your hands, but this is pretty funny. Where in the world did this ‘recipe’ come from? :)

  6. I can’t really say much as I eat some strange stuff myself, but like I say… “Don’t yuck my yum!” Might just have to try Doritos and cottage cheese!

  7. Ha ha!!

  8. Too funny!

  9. HAHAHAHAHA. My husband CAN actually cook. He is a great cook, however he does have a concoction much like this one. When the tortilla chips are just crumbs at the bottom of the bag, he mixes them together with sour cream and salsa and eats them with a spoon, like cereal. I cringe when he does it, and I am afraid I’m not always quiet about it. :-)

  10. It’s not my husband…it’s me. Embarrassing. Soft white bread (Wonder Bread in my day). Thick layer of Miracle Whip. Large handful of potato chips. Fold over and smash down. Awesome…
    Don’t judge :)

  11. I actually use cottage cheese as a dip with Doritoes, so I don’t think he’s that strange. ;)

  12. I believe you earned a crown for submission like that! : ) Not something I would try, but I guarantee my hubby would!! Bless you!

  13. lol….I’ve eaten stranger things! cottage cheese is kinda bland so I can see where the doritos give it some pop. …..and crunch is always good! Might be worth a try! My husband can be like that too….at least yours is supportive of what you write about! My husband would like to guest post on my blog….unfortunately I have a bad feeling that it would end up very politically angry! lol….so, maybe not such a good idea! God bless you for encouraging him. Maybe you should give him a basket of acceptable ingredients and have him come up with something….preferably edible!

  14. If Geoff only has ONE such concoction then he’s apparently just not trying hard enough. :-) My husband can make a snack out of any two ingredients in the kitchen. Not many that I would eat, but…

  15. Oh my gracious! This post is bringing me out of silent reader mode. Wow! When I read the title of the post I immediately thought, ‘aww, she’s pregnant!’. Now I just don’t know what to think! I’m guessing he’s not a picky eater though. :)

    • You are guessing right, lol. Of course I would marry a man who prefers Kraft dinner over homemade mac n cheese, right? lol. He puts up with me and all of my concoctions too ;)

  16. Michelle S says:

    Here we go: cottage cheese (what is it with cottage cheese?!), pears, and – wait for it – French dressing! It sounded so awful when I first heard it, but it really is wonderful. Has anyone else heard of that?

  17. Everyone has “odd to others” things they like to eat lol. Actually I don’t think it sounds that bad.. I don’t plan to serve it at any family dinners but I might try it.

  18. Melissa Jackson says:

    Love Doritos, will have to try this one out.

    My husband makes this egg sandwich, at first I thought it sounded gross, but it is actually very good. Fry an egg, breaking the yolk (eggs over hard?) then you put that on toast, mayo, ketchup, salt, pepper.

    Huge “like” for this fun post. Now you get a turn to guest coach, right?

  19. Laura Norwood Toro says:

    This doesn’t sound too bad. I would try the Doritos and cottage cheese. My hubby is a pretty good cook, but my brother used to love peanut butter and cheese sandwiches. I’m talking Kraft slices of American. Ick.

  20. This sounds really good. Really! I think I’ll try it this week. You get the protein from the cottage cheese and the spicy yummy deliciousness from the Doritos… what’s not to love? :)

  21. This was a very sweet post, thank you for being that Godly example to us and honoring Him. This recipe seems gross but I am sure it’s one that pleases. My hubby might like this one and I will have to try it out. Thanks for sharing sis!!
    Blessing,
    Adrienne

  22. When I was in high school, my mom had a dip recipe that was wonderful. She of course says I am nuts and that she never made anything like it. Anyway, it had cottage cheese, I believe cream cheese, and dried beef (the kind that comes in the glass jar and you tear up). I remember the only kind of chips that it was good on was Doritos!!! I sure wish I could remember the exact recipe because it has been sounding so good. I just need to try to replicate it sometime.

  23. Okay, I’m totally going to try this! I’m pregnant and it sounds delish!

  24. My husband has a concoction that he makes… usually when I am out of town and he’s in charge of cooking for our three girls! And he calls it “My Concoction”! He starts with making a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, adds one pound of browned hamburger and a can of pork and beans! My kids LOVE IT! The youngest pours BBQ sauce all over hers! Me… I’m not a huge fan. :)

  25. If my girls liked Doritos they would definitely eat this all the time. They both love Cottage Cheese mixed with French’s Fried Onions (what you put in Green Bean Casserole).

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